- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Fine, ladies first.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

all these jokes are horrible now

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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