- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

This is not funny.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Roses are red, yup.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

all these jokes are horrible now

Fine, ladies first.

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