- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

No it doesnt..

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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