- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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