Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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