a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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