- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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