- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

A house comes around the corner.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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