- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Men's rights

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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