- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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