What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

so...um, yeah

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Antijokes...

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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