What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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