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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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