What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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people magazine

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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