- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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