- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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