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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

women's rights.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Matthew Wyckoff

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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