A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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