So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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where's mom I killed her

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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