- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Waseem is a hard worker.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

This is a joke.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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