Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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