- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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