Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

I have a horse.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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