- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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