Smelly Indians.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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whats green and lives in the water

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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