Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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i like turtles

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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