Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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