- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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