- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

360 NO SCOPE

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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