Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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