- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

A muslim walks out of a plane.

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No soup for you!

if you are reading this your wasting your time

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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