what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Black people having a Job.

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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