- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Worms don't like apples.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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