whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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