- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Haha, I get it..

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Get on the boat.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Heskey time.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

swag

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??