guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Anti Joke

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