- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

All of these jokes are about white people

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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