- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

what is 3+3= 8

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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