Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

say it ten times fast: oh

richard is fag

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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