- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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