What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Waseem is a hard worker.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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