have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

This sentance contains three errers

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Robin, get in the batmobile

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