A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...