- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Screw it you write the joke.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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