- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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