- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

A drunk guy walks into a car

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What is 9+10? 19

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