How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Faithful men.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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