- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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