- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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