Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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