What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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