- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

A drunk guy walks into a car

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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