What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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