What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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