- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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