Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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