Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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