- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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