A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Your big dick.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

woman's rights

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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