Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Your mom went to college

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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