Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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This is an anti-joke.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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