- Anti Joke

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.