Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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