A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Anti Joke

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